July 26, 2,002
Chicago Stinks!

Got a cute question about my nightmare last night when Jesus was a McDonald's manager.  I was asked "In the dream was Jesus bothered by special orders?"  He most certainly was!  At least three times in the dream, there were obnoxious customers who Jesus told "This isn't Burger King!  That's just down the street!  It's run by a big red guy with horns and cloven feet.  He'll give you whatever you want, but you probably won't like the price."  Dreams are strange things, aren't they?
John Lennon invited the representatives of Chicago to his house yesterday afternoon and said "You wanted a song expressing why God was making your city a dead zone, why it was being punished."  He played and sang this little ditty for them, and when he was done the representatives were roaring with laughter!  "Yes, Lord!"  They said, "Yes!  We think you got it!  Everybody's going to love it!  It will be a good rallying song."  "Good!"  John cried.  "I'm busy now.  Thank you for coming by.  Take this back to your people and They can start singing it to raise the vibrations for God's effort."  The representatives left, chuckling, singing his new little ditty.  I don't think it's one of John's greatest, but he's certainly got the reason.  The song is called "Chicago Stinks".  It's below.

CHICAGO STINKS!
By; John Lennon
Channeled Through; Linda J. Polley
All rights reserved.

1.  Well, you've heard of that big ol' city
where the wind blows day and night,
Where the Democrats in 2,000
they went and put up a terrible fight.
There were some dirty rotten dealings
to turn the Presidential vote around,
Now God's gone and cursed Chicago,
they've gone and brought His anger down.

(Chorus)
Now the pigs they rule Chicago,
and this town it really stinks!
Maybe the next time Angels talk to them
 people will really stop and think.

2.  Once the donkeys and the elephants
used to dwell in Chicago in peace,
It was a town for decent people,
everyone used to like to visit this place.
But corruption seeped in everywhere,
through the corners and the cracks.
Now it's a home for the dirty dealing pigs
and they can't bring Eternity back!
(Repeat Chorus)

3.  Once Chicago used to toddle,
now it's tripped and it's gonna fall down!
Without its spiritual energy
the demons are gonna be comin' 'round.
Better get your things in order
pack your bags and move away.
Because the pigs they rule Chicago,
and the evil there will have to pay!
(Repeat Chorus)

4.  Well they ought to change their symbol
the poor old donkey's not any good any more!
They're just too nasty and too dirty
not what that proud symbol
was supposed to stand for.
They're just squeaking too much
they're just out of touch!
The pig would symbolize them so much more!
(Repeat Chorus To End.)

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