Not much new to report from The Afterlife except for one very humorous
situation. John Lennon has written a new song that everybody in The
Afterlife is singing. During one of his impromptu concerts from his
balcony a member of the audience asked "John, give us a song expressing
how the Iraqi soldiers feel right now." John thought a moment then
said "They probably feel something like this," and began to sing "Hussein
The Looseane" Within moments the crowd was roaring with laughter.
Within hours everybody in The Afterlife was singing the song, but John
can't record it because it contains a word that The Kingdom Of God does
not approve of, a slang word for intimacy that is repeated several times
in the song. To tell you the truth, I won't even let Linda sing it!
So kindly do not call and ask. It is just something that his hilariously
funny, is kind of cute, but which we simply cannot use because it is completely
outside of our protocol of decency, and we will not violate The Kingdom
Of God's principles of decency.
And before you ask, John explained to me that looseane means
somebody whose sanity is loose, not everything is working. He says
it's something he picked up from one of his children years ago which he
always liked, so he used it in this little number. Children seem
to be the source of a lot of his lyrics.