Well, I guess The Kingdom Of God gave the New England power grid a little
zap, yesterday just to show them They can still effect material things.
You notice the black out started right in the middle of one of the spiritual
dead zones. Jesus still planning on pouring His power into Calgary,
Alberta, again tonight, storing it up in all the positive churches there,
those that oppose homosexuality. One of my coworkers says we can
never stop the homosexual movement, never drive them back into the closet.
They're out now, and they'll never return. I'm afraid he's going to be
sadly disappointed. The Kingdom Of God is just beginning to fight,
and eventually They'll win. They have eternity.
John Lennon has written an hilarious song about the California recall
vote. We can't possibly publish it, it's just too raunchy!
But Everybody in The Afterlife is singing it over and over again, and driving
us crazy 'cause we can't use it. It's got things like "Look
out, Coleman, The Terminator's on your buns!" Something about some guy
in a diaper really showing his common sense, another part about the only
way the guy makes an impression is when he isn't wearing a stitch, and
it goes on and on! The only one it says anything good about is Arnold.
I just don't know how John comes up with these things! But this has
gotta be the funniest thing I've ever heard. He obviously knows a
lot more about the people running than I do. He's trying to come
up with a simpler, straight jingle for Arnold. If he can get it and
we can get it through we'll share that with you. However, this
song is just too much!
FOOTNOTE: Jesus has offered The Archbishop Of Canterbury the use of His Angelic Messengers if he comes out strongly against homosexuality.
That's about it for today. Nothing too much goin' on, new anyway. Lot goin' on! Hopefully we'll have something good to report next week.