Today is the official celebration of Jesus' birth in The Kingdom Of God, but They have decided to forego the usual celebrations this year so all effort can be put into the campaign to elect Arnold Schwarzenegger to the governership of California.  If They succeed They will have the celebration October 9th to coincide with John Lennon's birth.  That ought to be some party!
Speaking of that campaign, Those of Mexican heritage were disappointed that Martin Luther King Jr. had joined in the struggle trying to reach people of African-American descent in California, and encourage them to vote for Arnold.  They wanted someone of Their heritage to lead Their effort, too, so They went to the great union organizer, Cesar Chavez, and he said that he would, indeed, serve The Son Of God, lead the effort to reach people of Spanish descent, and have them vote for Arnold.
But while the crowd was there the cry "Pancho! Pancho!"  rose among those gathered, and the great Mexican revolutionary, Pancho Villa strode up to the podium.  "My dear friend!"  he cried to Chavez, "With deepest respect I ask if I might lead this effort. I have gathered all who fought in The Revolution and They are ready to join the effort!"  Chavez motioned Villa up onto the platform and cried "Where you lead I will follow!"
"I want to join this fight," Villa put in, "because I know the heart of the man we are fighting for.  He is a warrior spirit, and cares about the people.  Though sometimes we disagree with him because we think our people should be given better treatment he believes we should go by the law, and those that do not should not be granted favors.  This is hard for us, but he says these things because he is an honest man, and we should understand that.  I believe that he will do better for us than anyone else would do, for above all things he will be fair!  I want all of us to go out and speak to every person of our heritage.  We do not need to say much, we only need to repeat one name over and over again "Arnold!  Arnold!  Arnold!"  Those hearing will understand.  They will know what they must do.  And as we are working for The Son Of God we will be empowered by Him.  So let us not stand here, let us not debate, let us not argue, let us go, and let us fight!  Because this is what The Son Of God wants, and if it is what He wants it is what He should have!  He wants a substantial victory.  Let us give Him one!"
The crowd began to scream "Arnold! Arnold!  Arnold!"  and quickly hurried off to begin Their Work.  The Angelic Messengers are getting a lot of help!
It seems like every ethnic group in The Afterlife wants to make Their presence known in California and support Jesus because They know how much He wants a substantial victory over The Democrats, how much He wants to hurt their political machine.  Even the Emperors of China and Japan are getting into the act along with the current political leaders of both these nations.  They have announced that They, too, will be making personal efforts for the next week to reach people of Their ethnic groups and have them vote against Davis and vote in Arnold.  Even Muhammed is leaving his important Work in The Middle East and making a personal effort to try to reach leaders of his people in California and have them support Arnold.  Everyone in The Afterlife realizes how important this effort is, how much this victory is needed.  If we could only make the living understand how important it is!
There continues to be a little discourse in The Afterlife, however because John Lennon has been taken away from Them, so Jesus has made a concession.  John will leave his Work with the Workers in Alberta, Canada, three days a week; Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday.  Each of these days he will do a morning concert from the balcony of his residence, and a major evening concert somewhere in The Afterlife, with Beatles & Friends.  This has soothed the public outcry considerably, and things are quickly beginning to return to normal.  John is far to busy to write any new songs, so his associate from The Angelic Choir, Parenta Sage, has written a song and Beatles & Friends are singing it at every performance.  The public loves it!  As I have said before, the pool of talent in The Afterlife is beyond measure!

Some people marvel at the strange dreams I have.  Some of them are so realistic that when I wake up I wonder what I'm still doing in our bedroom.  The one I had the other night was really crazy!  We were invited to a South American country by this rich lady, The President's sister.  When we got there Linda came to me and said "We've got to get out of here!  She wants to be intimate with me while you are!"  We promptly left the house after I threw her body guard down the stairs!  We checked into a motel.  The police broke in, took us back to the lady's house, and we left again.  The motel wouldn't let us back in, then a van came from one of the exclusive hotels and said the lady had paid for rooms for us.  We refused to accept them, finally got back into the motel with the understanding I paid for the rooms.  When we got back to The United States a man from the state department threatened to have us arrested if we did not return immediately, we had caused a diplomatic incident.  Then the phone rang, he answered it, and said "Never mind!  It's too late, she's killed herself."  Weird stuff, huh?  I hope I never really run into this animal!  It would not be an experience I would enjoy.