Not much new to report from The Afterlife.  Everyone is still upset because we had to drop our efforts with The Anglicans to bring them here Christmas Day and form a new church.  But it has made a great deal of Workers and power avaialable for other things.  Muhammed came to Jesus and said "Lord of Heaven, Keeper Of Paradise, where you are now only using one Angelic Messenger for each Anglican Leader can I again open the Iraqi dead zone for a month and put all my efforts into rising the people against The Baath Party and The Fundamentalists, to have justice for my murdered children?"
Jesus thought a moment and answered. "No.  You cannot have them for thirty days.  I am planning a new effort to begin New Year's Day.  But you are welcome to Them until then.  Take all that is available, everyone that is unassigned, and go and do your will until New Year's Day!"
"That I will do!"  Muhammed answered, "And I praise The Lord Of Heaven for the use of His Forces!"
So the Iraqi dead zones are open, and Muhammed is at work there, trying to rise up the people against those that followed Sadam and those that would enslave them with Fundamentalism.  Knowing Muhammed he'll probably stir things up pretty good!
That's about it.  Linda is now putting her full efforts into finishing her book about her adventures with John Lennon, which we hope to get up on our short story ebook site, and be asking $5.00 for.  George Harrison is still bitterly disappointed that his book has not ben sold, though we have mailed over 500 emails around the world telling people about it, and every one that has looked at it says it is incredible, fantastic!  But it is just not selling, much to everyone's disappointment.

Everybody in The Afterlife, not just The Kingdom Of God, was having one big celebration yesterday to honor John Lennon.  It is rare They celebrate somebody's death, but very few in the entire Afterlife would not tell you that They feel, without question, without doubt, that if it had not been for the tireless and heroic efforts of John Lennon there would be no Afterlife.  It would be shriveling and dying as the Earth shriveled and died, and each Soul that was not mature enough to go to another world and survive there would be awaiting Its eventual destruction as the fabric of The Afterlife unwound.
They all know John Lennon is the focal point of their salvation, that the energy he is being given from the material world is what is holding The Afterlife together..Heaven needed a hero and that hero rose at just the right time.  And all in The Afterlife, no matter what they perceive God to be, praise His Hero, and long to make the world aware of what he has done..  Christian, Muslim, Jew, Hindu, Buddhist, Confucist, Taoist, every religion raises Their voices and cries "Glory be to The Apostle Of Jesus Christ!  May what he has done be made known for all eternity!" We'll do our best, John. to tell the world.
Oh!  Forgot to mention yesterday The Kingdom Of God will not be having Its anti buying campaign this Christmas.  As a matter of fact, They will be encouraging people to spend a little if they have it, on necessities.  They want to boost the economy a little bit until the middle of November next year, then They'll put Their full efforts into destroying it again.  Right now They want to make Bush look good, and please the American people.  They definitely do not want Gore's candidate in office!  Boy, They DON'T want Gore's candidate in office!

FOOTNOTE: It used to be that the majority of my junk mail, often over 50%, was ads to enlarge my manhood.  But now they've been surpassed by this stupid Paris Hilton video!  How many people are trying to sell this sick thing, and why do they think any rational man would be interested in it?  Who wants to watch a disgusting video of a sick animal showing off to her boyfriend?  Anyway, I don't even find this woman attractive!  She's very plain and unappealing. I wouldn't be interested in her, whatsoever, so why is it so many sick and depraved people think I would be, that this disgusting thing would in some way, excite me?  It is strange that the perverts think everybody in the world is as perverted as they are.  They can't understand that normal, decent people have no interest in the trash they are producing at all.  But I wish they would.  I'm sick and tired of having to clean out my mailbox every morning because everybody thinks this lezzie animal is so hot!  I hope the senate does find a way of stopping this garbage!  I for one, will appreciate it.  I'm tired of these animals thinking I'm a sicko!