Lot going on this morning! First of all former Senator Paul Simon
has made a successful transition to The Afterlife, but is he ripped that
he can't get into The Kingdom Of God and being held with the other Americans
caught in Jesus' Edict! His first wife has left The Kingdom Of God
and come out to be with him in the holding area. Simon says we are
acting as foreign nationals, representing a foreign government that is
interfering with the political affairs of The United States and we should
be investigated by The Foreign Relations Committee! That would be
a laugh!
On another note, Muhammed is extremely happy that The Tribunal For
War Crimes will be starting in Iraq. He still wants me to sit on
it as The Kingdom Of God's and his representative, to see that justice
will be done. He rejects all pleas for amnesty. Any convicted
should be hung as so many of his were hung because they spoke for justice.
The only clemency he will grant is that if those standing in judgment make
a complete confession incriminating all those involved with them, and are
willing to testify even against members of their own family. He will
accept life imprisonment outside of Iraq, and the permanent exile of their
families. But he means life imprisonment, he does not want them paroled,
in fifteen or twenty years. He wants them to spend the rest of their
lives supervised by others, so they can do no evil again.
For some time we have been warning against the Al Quaida plot to assassinate
The Saudi Royal Family. You'd think with all The Saudis have been
doing this would have been curtailed, but one of the terrorists that was
recently killed in a shootout at a gas station is talking a mile a minute,
trying to keep his soul from going poof! He says the plot is still
very active and actually led by a member of The Royal Family, itself, who
supports The Palestinians and wants to raise an army to attack Israel.
This individual says he has heard this man's name is Asid, and that he
is very close to the highest members of the royalty, and that they intend
to kill most of the members of The Royal Family to send a message to other
Arab leaders that they're next if they don't support them. That it
is support the Fundamentalist view or die! Let's hope The Saudis
can find this guy and deal with him. As we say, if this situation
should occur it would probably mean the end of mankind because we would
be unable to repair the damage caused by such a loss. The ensuing
chaos would destroy mankind.
One final note. The news of the possibility that some of the
spiritual dead zones could be shut down has risen the hopes of many in
the Afterlife! A committee of Catholics approached Jesus and said
"Lord, where The Pope is obeying Your wishes against gay marriage, and
supporting Your efforts, can't the dead zone in Rome be shut down?
The suffering there is appalling because so many think it is a safe haven
and flee there after their deaths. Can't you show pity and open this
dead zone and let our loved ones escape and could you not open the other
dead zones in Italy for a few hours, let the suffering there, escape?
A gesture of good will, Lord, to Your people that are trying?" Jesus
listened to their appeal, smiled, and said "As you wish! All that
you have said may be done! Your peoples' support does please me!"
Everyone is absolutely delighted! It's good to have the old Jesus
back again!