This is one of those strange ones, folks!  It was finally decided that John Lennon would take New York State for the presidential campaign.  He decided to start off with a bang after his success in Chad and go directly into Harlem, New York, the seat of The Dark One's power.  They knew just about all the demons' gathering places, and went after one of the largest groups Monday night.
At first the demons simply fled in terror, but then they began to do something very strange.  In rather normal voices they began singing "Imagine", and then "Give Peace A Chance."  Rather they thought this was going to rattle John and his Forces, we don't know.  But it definitely didn't work.  When the creatures of Darkness finally did assault The Bearers Of Light the battle didn't last very long.  Three demons singled out John and they must've been martial arts practitioners because they attacked him with weapons normally used by these people.  One of them had two scythes, one had a spear with what looked like a sword on the end of it, and the other had a strange sword with a hook like thing on the end.  They attacked ferociously but John dispatched them with such devastating blows that the other demons simply turned in terror and fled!
John Lennon is now in New York State.  He's attached himself to a minister that is supporting the Republicans and fighting the perverts.  The creatures of Darkness wish he had stayed away, because everywhere he goes they either get beaten into submission, or, get destroyed forever!  They certainly wish they could get John out of the picture, but I don't think they're going to.  He's God's Champion now.  He intends to stay, and he intends to fight!

John Lennon did break his strike long enough to rewrite his song "Don't Vote For Dean! (Stop The Pervert!)" into a song against Kerry for The Kingdom Of God's campaign. The lyrics are below.   We think it's a very clever way of getting the message out, and that The Republicans will like it.