It's been said of me that I'm a rip roarer, a walkin' thunder storm, that when I don't like somebody the best thing for them to do is to get out of my path and stay a good distance away, because I'm mostly mean alligator and snapping turtle all rolled into one, and no sensible man ever gets in my way. And I'll tell you right now, I'm one mad mountain man! I'm fumin' and steamin' and folks are backin' away because they're waitin' for me to explode!
I am a great admirer of President Bush. I think he has done a great job fighting those who are just plain doin' no good for the world, and things that are bein' said about him are just plain exaggerations and outright lies! And the people making them are the smelliest, dirtiest polecats I've ever seen, something you wouldn't want to have creep into your house on a dark night while you're sleepin'.  I will tell you true, and I will tell you plainly, I don't have any use for these people, whatsoever! I cannot say any kind words for them. I cannot find anything about them that makes them the slightest bit redeemable! When a man says it's all right for a couple of men to stand before someone that calls themselves a servant of God and say that they are united with one another in matrimony, the whole world has been turned upside down, and turned inside out! People that don't have the common sense to know this is wrong shouldn't be openin' their mouths and showing the world how ignorant they are by saying it is. No real man would ever stand up and say that it's perfectly all right for two women to live together and do things in an affectionate way. Anyone that does can, in no way call himself a man! That's why I am joining the battle to reelect President Bush and giving him my full and complete support, and asking every real man in this country that recognizes when someone intends to blow your house away, and kill all your loved ones, the smartest thing to do is to take the biggest god damned gun you've got and go blow him away, first. And anybody that says that isn't smart thinkin' shouldn't be breathin'!
President Bush went and dealt with these Iraqi fellers. Maybe he should've had a few more people, but he did a good job, nonetheless, with what he had. So let's stop complainin' about it, and start thankin' him, because if he hadn't more of these big buildings would be down on the ground..That's all I've got to say because I think what I've said is damned enough! And if it isn't I'm waistin' my time talking to the people that are listening to it. If you want a country left reelect President Bush! 'Cause if these Democrats get control of it you'd better learn to wrap these rags around your head, because that's going to be the official headgear in The United States when these terrorists take over. Oh, one more thing, please don't call these terrorists Islam people. They ain't no such thing! Islam people are honorable, caring and very good to their neighbors. These things are not Islam, and it is offensive to call them that because you are hurtin' good people. These are terrorists, these are murderers, these are cowards. They're not people of Islam!
I thank you and I again ask, in all sincerity, that when the time for votin' comes you vote for President Bush!