Well, we went to the Ozzy concert! It was absolutely fabulous! They had an extra act and were running late so we didn't get to see the last of it. But power was just flowing through us into The Kingdom Of God! God made one comment with the second act, Rob Zombie, that that they certainly enjoyed the attributes of His daughters as they kept showing so much of them on the screen. It was definitely adult entertainment! Ozzy was great! Unfortunately a drunk got in our section and three times threw beer on Gerald as he jumped up and down and screamed. Where we were running late anyway Gerald figured we'd better get out of there before he slapped the guy silly. Because if he had thrown beer on him one more time he would've! But we had a great time! We saw our old neighbor, which brought us the greatest joy. Those in The Kingdom Of God didn't miss the rest of the performance. There were other transmitters there, not as good quality as us, but they got the majority of it. Sadly, we weren't able to give Ozzy the little gift we'd brought for him; an autographed copy of "I Won't Bite That Bat!" But maybe we can get it to him another time. We would not do this again unless we would be staying overnight where the concert was being held, or if the concert was here in Bismarck, or wherever we were staying. We need our beauty sleep!
The Afterlife celebration went fine. Everybody just had a glorious time and were discussing the excesses of modern entertainment, especially Ozzy doing something on the floor. That will keep people talking over There for days! But as we say, it was adult entertainment and Everybody understood.
Continuing to get some nice little comments on our article in the local paper. Wrote a letter to the chairman of the local Republican Committee saying that Gerald feels he is main stream, that it is the Republican candidates that are out of touch with the people and only following a small group of religious fanatics trying to force their religious beliefs on others. And that the American people would respect them far more if they would accept a true understanding of Biblical teachings. We'll have to see if he responds.
Porter Waggoner is doing fine! He was welcomed by many old friends, including The Cashes. He just wants to rest for awhile, doesn't want to get involved in anything. But we've heard that one before! We wouldn't be surprised that when he sees what's going on he'll jump right into the fire and start fighting wih Everyone else for God's children. Johnny Cash was singing Gerald's song "Fire In The Hole" for him to show him what was going on. Porter liked it! We wish people in the material world did!
Gerald's got to get back to the doctor Wednesday. He's feeling quite a bit better. Whatever it is seems to be lessening. But he wishes it would go away completely! He didn't get his pain pills at the concert and was a little uncomfortable sleeping, but he didn't want to eat again so he could take them. Really blew our diet at the concert!
Had a great interview with Kevin & Bean, KROQ, Los Angeles about the Ozzy concert and the presidential campaign. They say we'll always disagree on lesbians. But that's all right. If we agreed on everything it wouldn't be natural!
In Tuesday's "Here's Jesus!" we feature two questions from April, 2,003, "What does a spirit look like? and "Do spirits ever appear to the living having scars they had while alive or to show how they died?" Fascinating stuff and more of those super important details!! Check it out!

There was one hilarious thing at the concert. Gerald was waiting in line during the break to use the rest room when this female demon came walking by, well endowed, absolutely georgeous. To Gerald's surprise she cut into the line going into the men's room and went right in and a few minutes later came out. The guys following her out were commenting "My God! That's a guy! I can't believe it! That's a guy!" We have heard that people like to wear costumes to Ozzy's concerts but there are limits! There were also a couple of guys there dressed as angels. Well, God was attending the concert!

19 I must deny your request. And also, I must punish your village Speakers for granting you permission. Though they meant well, they ignored The Law for the village's benefit. This cannot be allowed.
20 The Law of The Lords is sacred. It is given to help and protect our people. It cannot simply be sat aside when it is beneficial for a few to do so. So these Speakers shall be removed from their office and shall never be allowed to serve again. That is my decision, that is my decree."
21 So it was that Bold Fox ruled, making wise and good judgments benefitting his people. And for thirty and two years he ruled well, and then he joined The Lords. And The Elders chose another Wise One to follow after him, and another after that.
22 And so passed away The Generation of The Old Fox, and The Beginning of The Faith.