September 8, 2,008
Islamic Joy Grows
A Description of The Festivities Planned
For The Elevation Of Muhammed To The Rank Of Apostle

Muslims going full tilt to make Muhammed's elevation a grand occasion! This is what they've planned so far...

Muhammed will spend the night in Jesus' official residence as His honored guest. To begin the festivities Muhammed will emerge from Jesus' residence at the far end of The Circle Of The Apostles. He will begin to walk down the walkway in the middle of the park towards The Grand Promenade and The Holy Of Holies. As he does so, thousands of Muslims will begin to come into the streets on both sides singing the new song that Kurt Cobain has written especially for the occasion called "Glory To The Prophet!" They will sing this until Muhammed reaches The Grand Promenade where he will be greeted by Jesus, who will raise his hands for silence.

God will appear by The Holy Of Holies and Jesus will cry out "Lord! Lord! Our numbers are too few to do your Great Work. Peter, The Beloved Rock Of Our Church, The Foundation Of Our Glory is departing from Us to serve The Great Lord Krishna. Father Abraham has journeyed from Us and gone into the material world to serve Our beloved Demetrius. There are too few of us to carry on Your Great Work. Another must be chosen to replace those who are journeying. The Hall Of Judgment must not be empty. One worthy to judge mankind must replace Our beloved Peter.

This one, oh Lord, Muhammed, Prophet of those we call The Muslims, has been chosen to be elevated, to stand with us, and to be one of The Twelve Chosen. Do you, oh Lord, find him acceptable? May he be given The Sacred Knowledge known only to my Apostles, known only to my Chosen Few?"

At this point God will answer, crying, "Yes! This one and his people have proven themselves, have proven their loyalty. Let him be brought forth. Let him come into The Holy Of Holies. And let his soul mate, his partner in glory join him, that she, also, may receive my power and the power of her Mother, that she may assist him in his great labors as she has assisted him before. Let them become one with me, and, God The Mother. But before they enter in, is there any words he would like to say? Any message he would give to the people?"

Jesus will then turn to Muhammed and ask "What words would you say?" and Muhammed will answer "I, myself, do not wish to speak, but I call upon him who has, in these dark hours, kept our strength and our Spirit, to express my feelings with his music and his words. I call upon the one who should be standing here instead of me to tell all how I feel." He will then point to John Lennon, who will sing the song "We Will Stand Together," at the conclusion of which Jesus will cry out "You have spoken well. You have spoken well, indeed. Come! Come now into The Holy Of Holies. Be one with me, and, be one with God."

The Apostles will join Muhammed and They will enter into The Holy Of Holies. Muhammed will stop by The Holiest Of All, The Residence Of God. Mary Magdalene will join Jesus and God The Mother will join God. The Apostles will mount their towers of announcement, and even for a few minutes, Lord Peter will appear, and begin the statements of praise. Each of The Apostles will bear witness to incidents when They stood beside Muhammed in battle and he defended Jesus. Then each of The Apostles' wives will make a few comments on how the women of The Kingdom Of God praise Muhammed for his teachings. As each Apostle finishes he will join the company waiting by The Holiest Of All with his wife, all but Peter, who will quickly give his blessings to Muhammed and his wife, and shall then depart with his wife.

Then God and His Companion shall enter The Holiest Of All. Jesus and The Apostles shall follow with their companions, and finally Muhammed and his beloved shall enter in. The radiance that is said to be given off by The Holiest Of All at these times is said to be beyond description. Though all can see what is happening, what is being said is only between God, Jesus, and The Apostles, so we cannot tell you exactly what will occur, but we can give you a proximity from some of Our own ceremonies.

The Twelve and Their companions would enter into The Holiest Of All, God taking up a position in its center, the Twelve others would surround Him and join hands. Their wives would stand behind them, putting their hand on their husbands' left shoulder and bowing their heads as God The Mother stands behind God and does the same. Jesus would raise His voice and probably say something like "Our Father who dwells here in Heaven, blessed be Your Name. Your Kingdom won, Your Glory done forever let it be here in Heaven. Oh Blessed Father, our numbers have grown thin. Another must be given the knowledge that was given to us in days of old. I ask You, Oh Blessed Lord, to make this one one with us, and, one with You, that Your Glory may continue, now, and, forever. As I have said, Oh Lord, I pray You, My Father, let it be."

Then God and His consort shall begin to glow with a great radiance until all that anyone outside The Holiest Of All can perceive is a brilliant radiance. Then each of The Apostles and Their companions will begin to glow, until They, too, become a shimmering radiance. Then slowly, They will move in to each other, until all that can be seen in The Holiest Of All is a single, shining radiance. After a few minutes the radiance will separate again into individuals. The light will slowly subside. The individual Apostles and Their companions will reappear, and then in a few minutes God and His consort will reappear. Jesus will again raise His voice and cry, "Our Father, Our Father! Your Glory is

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