We mentioned in Monday's email that Pope John Paul commented that some day The Catholics would declare Gerald a saint the first non Catholic saint. An angry delegation of women came to The Pope and said "Hey, what about Linda? If Gerald is made a saint she should be made one too! After all, she does most of the work! And if there's anyone that has suffered for God it is her!" The Pope was taken back. "Of course!" he finally managed. "I thought people would've realized that they're a pair joined by God. What is done for one would be done for the other. But I should have made it clear that when Gerald is canonized she will be canonized. These two do God's Glory together." The ladies were satisfied and departed. But talk about the little problems we have! There was also a row the other night.
Gerald was finally able to do some work in The Afterlife and had to go to The Hall Of Judgment to speak against several that were waiting for judgment. As he arrived at The Gates Of Heaven he was not offered his usual silver visitor's crown, but a golden crown, which some of his people in the area immediately objected to. After some discussion his silver crown was presented to him and he went about his business. Even in The Afterlife we have to deal with a little bit of jealousy between the different groups. Our people of The Spiritist Republic still think The Kingdom Of God is trying to lay total claim to us and They don't like it. They don't mind God borrowing us, but we are Theirs! And whenever Those in The Kingdom Of God try to show a little bit more ownership they rebel. We have to be careful because we need to keep this Alliance together and functioning at Its full effeciency. Right now we can have no discourse! All effort must be made to keep these petty little arguments from occuring. We need our total unity!
Gerald is really ripped! We found out this company, The Spamhaus Project, Switzerland is blocking our email as spam. With all the junk we get in our mailbox every day they're blocking our presidential campaign! To put it bluntly some day, somehow, we will put them out of business! We will shut them down! That is a promise! That is a prophecy! Here's the link to their web site. If you know your IP number you can find out if you're on one of their lists too!

 

Oh, you can find out your IP address free in seconds by going to

 

which we learned of from our ISP the last time we had email problems.
Gerald had the weirdest dream Monday morning about Jimmy Kimmel's producer calling and Gerald couldn't hear him so he gave the phone to Linda and was trying to shut down the computer so she could hear better, which is odd because all he would have to do is turn off the speakers. And Linda kept saying things like "Uh huh! Yes! I think so," and things like that and not actually stating what the producer wanted, which drives Gerald up a wall whenever people do it. Sometimes you really wonder about dreams! This one was probably just a frustration dream, but it was annoying, nonetheless!
We noticed in the news that The LA Times has fired its editor again because he wouldn't cut staff. Well, The Kingdom Of God has a very good suggestion for The LA Times if it wants to increase its circulation. Support Gerald's presidential campaign, endorse him, and try to get Governor Schwarzenegger to declare that if Gerald is elected he'll be his secretary of defense, and get him to campaign for Gerald. It's a great opportunity for The Times that people in the Los Angeles area ought to be encouraging them to take. Supporting what God is doing is always a very smart move!
Here's one of those things that irritates Us. We found obnoxious articles attacking Oprah because she's ging to have her own channel on cable. We find this absolutely disgusting! Though we sometimes disagree with Oprah she has earned her place by hard work and serving the public. No one has a right o attack her because she is succeeding! Many are simply jealous of her success, and that she is a woman of color who many believe should not have such an opportunity. People that make such comments should not be looked upon favorably by the public. Unfortunately there will always be those that are jealous of other peoples' success, but it is not something that We appreciate when that success has been earned by hard work. If Jimmy Kimmel ever gets his own cable channel we hope he'll leave his show on network t.v..
All's quiet with the smelly and ugly crowd. The demons didn't show their ugly heads anywhere all night. Everybody in The Kingdom Of God got a break! But undoubtedly they'll be back.

Do you not know that the saints will judge the world? And if the world will be judged by you, are you unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Do you not know that we shall judge angels? How much more, things that pertain to this life? If then you have judgments concerning things pertaining to this life, do you appoint those who are least esteemed by the church to judge? I say this to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you, not even one, who will be able to judge between his brethren? But brother goes to law against brother, and that before unbelievers! Now therefore, it is already an utter failure for you that you go to law against one another. Why do you not rather accept wrong? Why do you not rather let yourselves be cheated?