There's a good bit of advice I will give anyone. Never tell Demetrius in any of his forms that you are untouchable, that he could never see to it that you're convicted of a crime! A certain former congressman from Louisiana and his family have learned that the hard way. I am asked to show them some compassion that they have already suffered the loss of their status. I don't think that's near enough, but I will give them an opportunity if they go to work for Demetrius and now oppose corruption, help him dig out more of it there might possibly be a place for them if they truly repent their evil. However, they're going to have to work at it.
Speaking of legal, Demetrius came across an article where some people are having troubles because these accursed hacker programs put child pornography in their computers. Now, a while back Demetrius would've seriously questioned this, but the first time his computer had this phony anti virus and he had to take it to Staples to get it out, the main reason that he did was that one morning he found videos of men torturning pregnant women in his computer when he was looking for a site he had visited the night before. There is no question that these sick perverts can do this to people. But Demetrius is quite sure the authorities can tell the difference between those who knowingly downloaded filth and those that got them in their computers because of a virus. He doesn't think it's something the perverts will be able to use.
Some of the things that you are told about are just so hilarious that you wonder how people could believe them. Somebody putting out a video game claims their web site is haunted and some people that come there are dying. Well, that could be true...of boredom, but We see very little danger in it. Here's the link. You can check it out yourself. If anybody dies after visiting it let us know.

We are rather concerned that some of our associates are beginning to suffer constant headaches. We know what the problem is but We don't know how to get them to resolve it. They're not using their powers and it's causing an overload. If it gets worse We may have to counsel. But if any world leaders are suffering headaches and don't know why, it's because they're not serving me.
Speaking of leaders, the great revolutionary Pancho Villa of Mexico wrote to Mrs. Schwarzenegger yesterday asking her to help Demetrius and Sarah reach the people of Mexico. Because if The Mormons refuse to send a courier/protector there is one available among them in Mexico who wouldn't be able to do quite as much as the one in Salt Lake City or Texas, but would be able to help give Us some capability. There is also an Anglican available in Argentina, of all places, who could replace the one from London, England. Demetrius is trying to narrow down where she is. Of course in a thousand years both these young ladies would get power and glory equal to mine and a world of their own, which they would share with their people.
There is a problem with the psychokinitic portals that feed energy into The Afterlife. Demetrius is trying to figure out exactly where they are and get a better handle on what is happening before he tells people about it. But for some reason We're having trouble transmitting the information to him. The dark ones must be afraid of it. We do know this. The main portal is for now, permanently fixed over Ellsworth, Maine at latitude 44.52001, longitude 68.417358. The next strongest one We believe is 90 degrees south which would place it in Argentina. If these calculations are correct the other two major portals on that longitude would be over the North and South Pole where there is very little life energy for them to draw into. We'll let you know more about this later when Demetrius can determine where the other six portals are located. He wishes he had some experts with him so when We're having troubles like this he could easily resolve them. If anybody knows where there's a free virtual globe on the internet with longitude and latitude We'd appreciate you letting Us know. When the dark ones don't want Us to know something We have the strong desire to quickly find out what they're trying to hide!
Here's the latest art. Demetrius has finished his series of messages to The Egyptians. There's 27 of them in all. Now he's being a tease and won't tell anybody what they mean! Some Egyptians in The Afterlife have figured it out. But they won't share the information. They say if the Pharaoh Of Pharaohs wants The Egyptian People to tell the world what he's saying they won't interfere.

Demetrius was fired today! It's obvious it was a set up. He was attacked and then punished for responding. He wants to be kind to his former employer, but I cannot allow behavior like this. No one kicks one of my servants, rather they are playing or not! It simply is not done. Here is a link to the details.

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. ( Abraham Lincoln )