Be it known unto all the world that I do declare that Sandra Cantu is a martyr in the struggle against lesbianism. That she was killed because she refused to remain silent and would expose what this foul creature that was sodomizing her was doing. She saved other children from her fate and therefore is entitled to all honors. I ask Governor Schwarzenegger to honor her by fulfilling her wishes and granting the mercy that she has arranged. I ask The Pope to recognize her efforts, the shedding of her blood, and to begin the process of making her a saint. I think she already understands the job description and has begun to fulfill those duties very well. Here is the correspondence she has sent to the governor and to The Pope. I ask them to respond to her publicaly that her good works may be acknowledged.

Happy Birthday! You don't look that old. I thought you were 60 or something. Below is a letter I sent to Mr. Schwarzenegger, you know, in California, asking him to be kind to the dying lady. Mr. Polley, Demetrius, says God wants you to make me a saint. What does a saint have to do? I'm not sure I want the job! But maybe if you tell me what would be required I might be interested. Do talk to Mr. Polley! But I'd appreciate it if you'd do me this favor and personally ask Mr. Schwarzenegger to be nice to me and do what I ask. I really want to help God do nice things. Mr. Polley says he might be able to get me a new body. I don't know if he should do that. Maybe I should wait a while. But he says if you send the young woman he needs he could do a lot of things. Is it such a bad thing to send her? Well, I don't want to get off on too many other things because I really want you to do this one thing for me and let this lady go home before it's too late. Ok?

God says I'm a martyr and everybody feels sorry for me so I can do all kinds of good things. Before I died I heard about the lady that was with Mr. Manson and killed people, but that she was dying and wanted to be released from prison so she could be with her family. I was told everybody in The Afterlife said no, but I really thought she ought to be forgiven. So I went and talked to Miss Tate and asked her to forgive this lady and let her go home, that maybe she really did feel bad and would join us in The Afterlife. And Miss Tate said "Well, I won't ask, dear. I just couldn't do it. But I will give you permission to ask Governor Schwarzenegger to commute her sentence and let her go home. I can't say I can ever forgive her, but if she is truly repentent and knows she did wrong, and condemns you know who, I suppose so."
So I don't know how to do it the right way, so I'm just asking. Other people say it's all right, too, though they're still mad. God says if I get you to do this it will show my power and put me on the way to being a saint. I don't know if I want to be a saint, but God says it will help me to be one. So please, let the lady go home. And I wish you'd invite God to California so He can bring His power and glory. He can come any time. But if He comes with Mr. Polley who everybody over Here calls Demetrius, He can really hurt the bad guys!
Oh! And is Mr. Polley cute in his other form, so soft and cuddly! They're like big teddy bears with wings! But They can also be nasty, when they're mad they can be nasty!
They're saying something about a 10.7 earthquake in San Francisco. But everybody's arguing that would destroy Oakland, too. People shouldn't make God mad. He shouldn't even be considering things like that!

As I am The Lord Of Hosts, The Protector Of All True Warriors, I send forth this Decree unto the world, to honor one who has fallen in my service.

I bet you if I had met him [Trotsky] and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like.
( Will Rogers )