Be it known that I must bestow my highest honors on the spirit of him that was known on Earth as Michael Jackson because showing the power and glory that my sons can do when the people pour out their love to him, this individual has destroyed utterly and completely the creature of Darkness that was responsible for the destruction of his physical form and that has been tormenting his family for generations. Let me describe the incident to you.
The servants of my greatest warrior, John Lennon, my Official Champion, had been tracking the foul creature and its minions and found that every day they were gathering in a place that left them vulnerable, an abandoned child's playground, that for several hours was in heavy shade. John called his most able warriors, the spiritual fighters of The United Arab Emerites, who have been serving as my shock troops in many encounters. And it was planned to make an attempt against the creatures of Darkness. Michael Jackson heard of this, came to John Lennon, who he has declared obedience to, and asked to take part in the assault. "I don't know," John answered, "you've only had a little practice with a sword and shield, though you show exceptional talent. However, this is personal, and it is difficult for me to refuse you. Very well!"
At that moment the spiritual form of the Islamic spiritual protector that We are seeking appeared. "I wish also," she declared, "to join in this battle. I would be honored if this warrior would allow me to watch his back." "With his consent," John Lennon answered, which Michael quickly granted. So the ambush was set. Yesterday afternoon the assault was made. The creatures of Darkness were taken completely by surprise, surrounded and contained before they could flee! The battle raged for several minutes. Michael wounded several creatures of Darkness causing them to withdraw but finally isolated the one he was after. It screamed at him viciously that it was his master, that he had done its will for years. He could not destroy it. She managed to wound Michael twice, but he pressed his attack. Finally the creature of Darkness jumped on top of a frog that the children use to climb on, probably meaning to attempt to jump on Michael from there. But Michael leaped into the air, spun around, and as he did so his sword sliced open the creature of Darkness' stomach. The touch of his blade was too much for it! Smoke poured from the wound which quickly disappated. The creature of Darkness fell to the ground, turned to smoke, and evaporated! The other creatures of Darkness, seeing their leader destroyed, fled, screaming "Even their newest can destroy us! Even Their newest have the power!" Michael Jackson walked over to John Lennon. "Wow, that feels good!" he remarked. "I just destroyed something forever. I should have some pity or compassion for it, but I have none. What a feeling!" He then pointed at the sash John Lennon wears proclaiming that he is Heaven's Official Champion, Its greatest warrior, and remarked "When you become Ruler of The Kingdoms Of God, when you sit on The Seat Of Judgment and restore salvation, I want that." "Well, keep this up," John Lennon answered, "and you probably will get it! We'd better get back to The Afterlife." They did so.
As everyone was departing the Islamic protector came up to Michael, wrapped her arms around his neck, and gave him a kiss on the cheek. Then she whispered something in his ear. Michael looked at her bewildered and answered "I can't promise that. But if you become the Islamic protector ask Gerald ah, Demetrius to present the proposal. You never know! If it is your wish I see no harm in it." The girl smiled and withdrew. The people of Michael's race in The Afterlife cried "We have a warrior! Now we have glory! Let those who have persecuted us beware! Now we have a hunter on the wind who the people have empowered!" Michael acknowledged their adoration and went back to the project that he was working on. But this is a phenomenal effort! It can be called nothing but miraculous! No soul this new to The Afterlife has ever accomplished such a feat. The dark powers in Los Angeles have taken a tremendous loss. If their goal in destroying Michael's physical form was to weaken Us, they have failed dismally, for if anything they have made Us stronger. If only I could get my march through San Francisco on July 4th. Now is the time!

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you: And the land is defiled: therefore I do visit the iniquity thereof upon it, and the land itself vomiteth out her inhabitants.
Ye shall therefore keep my statutes and my judgments, and shall not commit any of these abominations; neither any of your own nation, nor any stranger that sojourneth among you: