God's Letter To Politicians On Rape

I am having my servants send you a copy of this letter to inform you that I am bestowing upon you my full power and glory to carry on the battle against this evil, to punish those who rape my daughters. I invite you to receive other power and glory by standing with my beloved Demetrius, Speaker Gerald Polley, as he battles to win the Presidency, and bring an end to the evil that is destroying The United States Of America. I ask you to call and write First Lady Laura Bush and ask her to join the battle, to fulfill my desires and become Demetrius' vice presidential candidate. I ask you to circulate petitions among your staff encouraging her to do this, and fax them to The White House. Though you may disagree with Demetrius on some things, the things that you agree with him on are so important to the survival of my children that you should join with him. If he was to visit you his beloved wife Linda, who We call Alura, would personally give you my power and glory and enable you to fight these creatures of Darkness. I ask you in all sincerity as the Lord Of Hosts to join my Forces openly and publicaly and stand beside my servant as he fights this evil.