God's 49th Letter To First Lady Laura Bush

I had not intended to write to you this morning, I wanted to give Demetrius a little bit more of a break. But something happened last night that has so disturbed The Kingdom Of God that I must ask your opinion on it, and I would really appreciate a response. I wish to know what the public feels on this matter. Last evening the fighting started around Washington, as usual, when suddenly the creatures of Darkness fell back and one of them came forward waving a white flag and asking for parlay with Jesus. My blessed Son bid him come forward, and the creature of Darkness began their usual rhetoric, that We were defeated, that they had the people, that they had gay marriage and We could not break their will, their control over the people even if I, myself, led the efforts. If I was to back off and stop attacking homosexual marriage, cease my efforts against gay marriage they would give Us something in return. They would make The Democrats so totally and completely mess up during the election, go so completely crazy that the people would turn against them and vote for McCain. They would let Us maintain The White House and oppose them in other ways. But if We would let their sons and daughters have their joy, uninhibited they would let Us have The White House. "You're fools!" the demon screamed, "You're idiots! You can't defeat us! They're ours! We control them! You can't break our hold. They love what we give them, they don't care about Your honor and dignity! You can't break our power. They're ours! They're ours!"

John Lennon stepped from Jesus' side, walked out to the demon, and proceeded to split it in half from head to crotch. The demon instantly succumbed to the second death. "That's how powerless We are!" John screamed, "That's what We can do! We'll win the people back! We'll defeat you! We'll bring down those that support you! We'll bring down those that feed you! We'll break your power. We will win them back! We are winning them back more and more each day. It is you that are finished!" One of the demons came forward picking up the white flag. "You say we have no honor," he screamed, "we have no dignity, but you have violated the most sacred law! You have destroyed one of us under a flag of truce!" "We're sick of your garbage," John answered, "We're sick of your filth! We will save Our children! We are not defeated by a long shot! Our power is rising. We will always be greater than you."

"You can't save your whore!" the demon screamed. "She is ours. No matter how much you try she is walking headlong into eternal death, following us into oblivion. You can't even save the one closest to you, the one you cherish the most! You had to abandon her, and in your lust take another whore. You don't care anything about them, you'll sacrifice them! You'll throw them away for that pervert called God that won't let people have their pleasure, won't let them have their joy, who limits their expression, who won't let them have their happiness. Only His creation is acceptable. We're not all fools. You have no power! You have nothing! You can't even save your whore!" With that John whacked off that creature of Darkness' head, causing it to immediately succumb to eternal death, whereupon the creatures of Darkness gave a great roar and plunged into the battle. I cannot tell you the intensity of that fighting! Our Dear John and my precious Son were both wounded four times during the exchange. Unfortunately no more creatures of Darkenss were sent to oblivion but many of them went off wailing bitterly and it will be some time before they will join the fighting again.

But I am faced with a terrible dilemma. Many of my own people feel that Our Dear John went too far, that he violated the tradition of parlay, that he ignored a symbol of truce and attacked during negotiations. Some are so upset that they think he is unworthy to be The Apostle Of Religious Assignments, that he should be removed from his post, and because of his dishonor his designation as Heaven's Hero, as my Son's Official Champion should be removed.

Demetrius has come to John's defense, saying that it should be remembered that John, in any of his lifetimes, has never been a soldier, that he has not been repeatedly taught the principle that a flag of truce must never be violated. Those who have been soldiers and are used to this system perhaps could be disciplined for violating it, but John came into the fighting after being a citizen that had nothing to do with the military for untold ages. His lack of experience and the tremendous strain that he has been under should be understood. And even Demetrius would've been tempted to dispose of the last creature of Darkness because what it said went well beyond what was appropriate, even under a signal of truce. There are limits!

As this is a very difficult decision for even me, after all, John has literally saved my Kingdom, brought it back from the brink of obliteration it is very hard for me to make a decision on this matter, and my beloved Son has said because of all that John has done He cannot take any action, other than to caution him that in the future a flag of truce must be respected, no matter how much you desire to send the foul things to oblivion. If they have been granted permission to speak it has to be respected. John has said he now understands this and he is sorry that he has upset so many. I need your advice, I need the advice of everyone around you. Do you think I should dismiss John from his positions, punish him for these acts, or should I understand the frustration that he is under? I ask you to ask the opinion of everyone around you, including your most gracious husband who is a soldier, and ask his opinion on the matter.

These are the most unusual times, the most difficult times! Things are happening that have simply never happened before, and sometimes even the most gracious men, the most honorable men commit offenses that are undoubtedly regrettable. There is no question that this incident is definitely regrettable, but I would like to know if, in your opinion, it is justified. Sometimes even I need counsel when faced with difficult decisions. Because without doubt I am deeply emotionally involved. There can be no question of that! John Lennon is one of my dearest sons, one of my greatest joys. All that he has done can only be considered miracles. But does that justify the acts that he has committed? I will be asking all our friends to ask all around them and to give their comments before I make a final decision in this matter.