Jesus' 34th Letter To First Lady Laura Bush

Just had to send you an email this afternoon. Everybody's so excited, couldn't wait until tomorrow. Just before Demetrius left work today, a group of Asian demons came to him. I believe he said eight of them, and asked for sanctuary. It seems the alliance between the creatures of Darkness has broken down. The Asian demons are furious with the European ones that control the Russians because of the Russian invasion of Georgia. The Asian demons said they had accomplished a wonder and got President Bush to The Olympics, thereby sanctioning China's conquest of Tibet when the Europeans let the Russians get out of control and throw everything back in chaos again.

The Asian demon were caught over here and were afraid they would be destroyed by the American demons before they could get home because everybody is fighting everywhere. So they came to Demetrius for protection. They've promised if We put them someplace safe they won't take part in any more of the fighting against Us until the threat to Earth is gone. So Demetrius called some help and got them securred somewhere where no other creatures of Darkness are going to bother them. But the demons were telling Demetrius some of the craziest stuff.

The Asian demons are saying that The Arabs may agree to a multi national force to liberate Georgia but only if Demetrius will lead it, and that The Americans will go along with the deal. Demetrius told them they're out of their minds! He's 61 years old, tired and lame, and hasn't had any military experience this lifetime, except for a disastrous short period in the army. There's no way anybody was going to give him command of an army no matter how much Muhammed or anybody else wanted it. But the demons were insistaent that many of their fellows were positive this was going to happen, and Demetrius would make such quick work of The Russians that he'd be back in time for the Presidential campaign, and be so famous he'd win the election.

Demetrius still continues to state that the demons are out of their minds! God's goal is to have a Saudi general lead the multi national force and liberate Georgia, with the support of American and European troops. What the demons are saying is simply impossible, there wouldn't be time! He would love to act as an advisor giving the liberating forces God's plan. But there's no way he could lead a military force! He doesn't know where the creatures of Darkness are picking up this information, but it shows they're really in a panic, and that now is the time to strike. The Russians are concerned that some of the planes bringing humanitarian aid are bringing in troops. They should be, at least American troops right now, to hold the ground. But all kinds of others later, if The Russians don't get smart and withdraw.

Surprisingly the demons suggested one thing that God is in agreement with! All the Europeans and The Americans should send all Russian diplomats home, except for Sweden who the world powers would use to pass messages back and forth to Russia. They can't be trusted. Where their country is bent on conquest no country should recognize them because they can't be negotiated with. They're not even keeping the cease fire the country arranged. But this is an incredible situation! If what these demons are saying is true and the demons' forces are now fragmented and not following a single leader, things are becoming better and better all the time.

Oh, by the way, you have a new name. All the demons everywhere are calling you That Accursed Washington Bitch. Pretty impressive title for them! Demetrius got quite a chuckle out of it. But they really don't like you. They thought Demetrius was enough trouble, and they are absolutely terrified you will combine your powers with him. Both of you working independently is causing havoc for them! The Asian demons are afraid they're going to lose control in China before The Olympics end, and they're going to be totally humiliated. Let Us pray! But things have certainly changed in the last few years. If We could only bring this spiritual success into the material world! God knows We're trying! But this is phenomenal and Everyone's giving you the credit. The victory at Ithaca has set the demons back tremendously. If We could win in Georgia, if We could break The Russians, get them to remove Putin and his puppet and have legitimate elections, return the opposition press, t.v. and radio stations, and get true competition, real politicians, not Putin's appointees, then We could really get things rolling!

Demetrius is really fond of Russian soldiers. He has been since World War II. Like most armies they, themselves, aren't bad people. It's their leaders that send them to do stupid things. So he would like to see as few of them hurt as possible. But unfortunately before this is over probably a lot of them are going to be hurt. But hopefully the Russian people will get the message. But things are jumpin'! As I said before, if We could only get comparable victories in the material world! We have the power, we just can't get it flowing. That's why you are needed.