December 1, 2,007

Greetings!

I'm Speaker Gerald Polley, a candidate for the Presideny of The United States by the instructions of God. I have been asked to write to your publication and ask for your endorsement. Though many think your newspaper a joke, God feels thatyou reach many people. And we know from personal experience that many of the stories you feature have a great deal of truth in them. God has asked me to run because there is no Republican that can beat Hillary Clinton and she must be stopped. There is much of interest on our web site. God is trying to get Giuliani to give up his campaign and join us, offering him the position of secetary of labor in exchange. God is asking Madonna to support us. There are many many things of interest that your publication might want to use. And your support would be beneficial to God's purpose. Do take a look at our web site and consider our request.

A National Enquirer headline that says "Enquirer Supports New Republican Candidate, God's Choice For The World" would be a great beginning for our campaign and perhaps save the world.

A Candidate For The Presidency Of The United States
And A Faithful Servant Of Him That Dwells In The Holiest Of All,
Now, And, Forever

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