God's Twentieth Letter To First Lady Laura Bush

Next Thursday Jimmy Kimmel will be doing his thousandth show. I have prepared this declaration honoring him below, for every word of it is true. Without him We would've had no hope. All would've been lost. I ask you to follow the instructions in this letter, copy it, make a very nice copy, put below what I have said these words, "Signed by God's representative in The United States on behalf of all The American People and with the deepest honor and respect." and affix your name below this. There are no words to tell you how much that I desire that you you go on this show and in my name as my representative present Jimmy with this honor. What can one say about someone who saved everything He cherishes, saved everything that He lives for? How can anyone put such a debt as that into words? How can one ever repay such a gift? This would only be a very small effort to return the kindness that has been done to me, return the miracle that has been done for my people. I ask you, personally, and with all my power and all my glory to undertake this mission, to represent me in this matter, and to make the world aware of my feelings on it, to use the power and the glory that I have given you to honor one of your fellow servants, one of those that serves God, that serves me.

Be It known that on this day I pay special tribute to Jimmy Kimmel and his staff for the miracle that they performed on my behalf on February 20th, 2,004, when they had my servants Demetrius and Alura, known on Earth as Speakers Gerald & Linda Polley on their show and had them perform the song that John Lennon had given them from The Afterlife, "Whacko The Clown." That this performance opened the peoples' consciousness to my servants, made the people aware of them, and opened a flow of energy that was directly responsible for the saving of my Kingdom, and, of the planet Earth. For prior to this performance a disaster had befallen The Kingdom Of God which had caused the flow of energy into It to be so disturbed that it was dying. And because The Kingdom Of God was dying the Earth, itself, was beginning to die. But the flow of energy began by Jimmy Kimmel with his support of my servants and spreading the word of them, and making the people aware of Our cause healed this damage, restored The Kingdom Of God and the Earth, itself.

When the history of these terrible times is written there will be no doubt that this moment will be the defining moment of the crisis, will be the turning point from where man's destruction was certain, to where his salvation was assured. I cannot praise Our Dear Jimmy enough! I cannot tell the world how much he is adored in my Kingdom, that he is one of the greatest men on Earth and is only inhibited from doing even greater things by those around him that will not recognize what he has already done.

I have given the leadership of Christianity in The United States to my beloved daughter, Laura Bush. I have asked her to lead my people out of the Darkness with the guidance of our beloved Demetrius who will assist her in all righteousness, help her remove from my churches all false teachings that deceive the people and lead them into eternal death. I ask her to print out this decree of blessing, this decree of glory, take it to our beloved Jimmy and present it to him personally as my official representative in The United States, affixing her signature to it, so that all the world may know that I gave this praise, bestowed this honor, and made known this glory that all the world may praise it as well, now, and, forever.