FROM; VOICES FROM SPIRIT MAGAZINE Vol. 3 No. 6 Copyright January, 1990 By Spiritist Publications By The Polleys. All rights reserved. LAUGH SPACE
The Grand Dragon of The Ku Klux Klan dies, and is on his way to Heaven. As he nears The Pearly Gates he sees they're locked tight. There stands St. Peter by the down staircase. He has a large, white Afro hairdo, skin as black as coal, and is whistling "Hava Nagila". The Grand Dragon of The Ku Klux Klan goes "Wo oh! Wo oh!"
A kindly old farmer was shocked one day when he went out to check on his prize hog. He found the fence around the pig sty in splinters and pieces scattered all over. His pig was nowhere to be found! Though of course, very upset about this, he decided to keep his mouth shut and not let anyone know what had happened. A few months later his neighbor came over to chat. Casually leaning on the fence that separated their properties he asked "Say, did you ever find out who stole that pig of yours?" The farmer just nodded and replied "Not 'til now!"
FROM; VOICES FROM SPIRIT MAGAZINE Vol. 6 No. 7 January, 1993 By Spiritist Publications By The Polleys. All rights reserved.
There was once two ministers that lived in the same town. One was a strict
fundamentalist who believed in male domination and opposed all efforts
to better the conditions of women in his community. The other was a libral
and spoke constantly for womens' rights. The two men argued constantly from
the pulpit, the fundamentalist attacking his rival regularly.
It so happened that both of them died on the same day and made their way
to Heaven. At the pearly gates St. Peter stopped the fundamentalist but
let the liberal go right on through. "Don't worry," St. Peter remarked,
"God has plenty to say to you, but She wants to speak to this other gentleman
first."