Durga put her hand on her sword.  "Watch the name calling!"  she remarked, "Or pregnant or not I'll spank that pretty butt!"
   "Barbarians!"  the goddess moaned, "Eastern barbarians!"
   "Cool it!"  The Ancient One snapped.  "Wait here for a little while. This won't take long."
   "No!"  Durga snapped.  "Let your true self here deal with it.  We simply haven't got time to be bothered!"