FOOTNOTE: The dead  zones in Europe are really cookin', especially in Italy.  Worst drought in a thousand years and their government going totally insane!  Just coincidence?  You tell me.  We were hoping the hurricane hitting Texas would make the spiritual dead zones there visible on radar, that weather forecasters throughout the region would be saying "What in the hell are these things?  What's causing this?"  Apparently the storm wasn't quite strong enough.  We'll try to send in another this year more powerful.  Maybe that will show.

Kingdom Of God in glorious celebration that the serpent's teeth have been pulled!  Hussein might be alive, but his instruments for spreading his venom have been destroyed.  And before anybody asks, The Kingdom Of God had nothing to do with it, whatsoever.  They were more than willing to let Bush stew a while longer.  The forces of Darkness in the region still not cooperating with us, were responsible for these circumstances, but it's something The Kingdom Of God will celebrate, none the less.  It has actually increased Their flow of power!  Those who were practically worshipping these abominations now have no focal points.  Their evil will not be so controlled.  As these two foul creatures died in the northern spiritual dead zone that The Kingdom Of God has established in Iraq, and were trapped in the material world, The Kingdom Of God found this unacceptable, so for two hours opened the dead zone, releasing all souls trapped there, so these two foul creatures suffered the second death.  They simply did not want the possibility of these two detestable things becoming creatures of Darkness, demons.  So, They saw to it that they were quickly dispatched to eternal death forever.  So perish the mighty, so perish the cruel. So ends evil.
 

As The Kingdom Of God celebrated the death of Hussein's sons, Muhammed went to Jesus in England where He is continuing His efforts to destroy Blair, and said to Him, "Lord, despite our disagreements with The United States, and its rulers, its forces have done us a great service by dispatching those who tortured and murdered my children to eternal death.  Such a service cannot go unrewarded.  Many of my friends in America beg me to open the two spiritual dead zones in the place called Texas, and to let those who are the most innocent and suffering the most escape into The Afterlife, end their horrible suffering.  In all obedience, with all willingness to do whatever you ask, I ask you, as a reward for what they have done, to permit those two dead zones to be opened long enough for those that so suffer to escape!"
Jesus contemplated for about a moment, then answered "If it is my faithful servant's wish that the people of The United States be so rewarded for that that they have done on our behalf, so be it!  All that you ask may be done!"  So both Texas dead zones were opened for half an hour, the recently dead evacuated, and their suffering ended, including the Columbia astronauts!  This has increased the joy of the celebration in The Afterlife tremendously, and it shows that when people do do what Jesus wants, do destroy evil, they will be rewarded, no matter how angry He is at them.