July 26, 2,002 
Chicago Stinks! 
Got a cute question about my nightmare last night
when Jesus was a McDonald's manager. I was asked "In the
dream was Jesus bothered by special orders?" He most
certainly was! At least three times in the dream, there were
obnoxious customers who Jesus told "This isn't Burger King!
That's just down the street! It's run by a big red guy with horns
and cloven feet. He'll give you whatever you want, but you
probably won't like the price." Dreams are strange things,
aren't they? 
John Lennon invited the representatives of Chicago to his house
yesterday afternoon and said "You wanted a song expressing
why God was making your city a dead zone, why it was being
punished." He played and sang this little ditty for them,
and when he was done the representatives were roaring with
laughter! "Yes, Lord!" They said, "Yes! We think
you got it! Everybody's going to love it! It will be a good
rallying song." "Good!" John cried. "I'm busy
now. Thank you for coming by. Take this back to your people and
They can start singing it to raise the vibrations for God's
effort." The representatives left, chuckling, singing his
new little ditty. I don't think it's one of John's greatest, but
he's certainly got the reason. The song is called "Chicago
Stinks". It's below. 
CHICAGO STINKS! 
By; John Lennon 
Channeled Through; Linda J. Polley 
All rights reserved. 
1. Well, you've heard of that big ol' city 
where the wind blows day and night, 
Where the Democrats in 2,000 
they went and put up a terrible fight. 
There were some dirty rotten dealings 
to turn the Presidential vote around, 
Now God's gone and cursed Chicago, 
they've gone and brought His anger down. 
(Chorus) 
Now the pigs they rule Chicago, 
and this town it really stinks! 
Maybe the next time Angels talk to them 
people will really stop and think. 
2. Once the donkeys and the elephants 
used to dwell in Chicago in peace, 
It was a town for decent people, 
everyone used to like to visit this place. 
But corruption seeped in everywhere, 
through the corners and the cracks. 
Now it's a home for the dirty dealing pigs 
and they can't bring Eternity back! 
(Repeat Chorus) 
3. Once Chicago used to toddle, 
now it's tripped and it's gonna fall down! 
Without its spiritual energy 
the demons are gonna be comin' 'round. 
Better get your things in order 
pack your bags and move away. 
Because the pigs they rule Chicago, 
and the evil there will have to pay! 
(Repeat Chorus) 
4. Well they ought to change their symbol 
the poor old donkey's not any good any more! 
They're just too nasty and too dirty 
not what that proud symbol 
was supposed to stand for. 
They're just squeaking too much 
they're just out of touch! 
The pig would symbolize them so much more! 
(Repeat Chorus To End.) 
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