We're constantly getting emails from this obnoxious person and now
supposedly from yet another one, but you can tell it's the same one
writing both letters from the way the letters read. Here's their
latest below.
Flag this message I'm Sorry What?Monday, June 20, 2011 8:19 AM From: "noah610@comcast.net" <noah610@comcast.net> Add sender to Contacts To: spiritist@yahoo.com
You seriously expect major news outlets to respond to or even
acknowledge a 22 year old college student from Illinois making a
request for a press conference to convince a crazy old man living in
Podunk, Maine who thinks that God speaks to him that he's really
traveling in Central Europe? You really expected that to happen?
Because if you did you're even crazier than I thought you were. As I
said, I can provide you with pictures and the address of the Hostel
which is located on a tiny little side street in the Praha 7 district
in northern Prague. I'm around the corner from the Sparta Tram Stop,
down the block from a 'Non-Stop' Convenience Store and about three
blocks away from a 'Billa' grocery outlet. Also,
way to admit you're a Homophobe. Next, you aren't actually a
presidential candidate, you won't even get on the national ballot I'll
bet ((If Stephen Colbert couldn't, you certainly can't)). If you do, by
some outrageously outlandish miracle, win the 2012 election I will not
only eat my own hat, I will go live on the internet to congratulate you
right before moving to Canada for the rest of my life. You aren't
important Gerald, Jimmy Kimmel thinks you're a joke and had you on
those times because he thought you were hilarious.
You seem to be under the impression that you're important to anyone
outside of your pathetic little circle of followers ((None of whom have
ever messaged me by the way)). No one really believes you 'speak for
God' and only you are under the delusion that you're some kind of
savior of humanity. It's kind of a shame really, because I've read
through your 'teachings' page and found that Spiritism with the
exception of the homophobia is a rather agreeable and interesting
religious concept. You however appear to have developed delusions of
grandeur equal to that of any schizophrenic. Maybe you should just kill
yourself so we can be done with you already yeah?
Also, you know I live in Chicago why did you claim I was living in the
Southwest? I've only ever been to the Southwest twice, the first time
was a family reunion in Las Vegas, New Mexico and the second was to go
to a wedding in Victoria, Mexico for my ex-girlfriend's uncle
Constantine ((She and her parents lived in Texas so I flew down there
to meet them)). Also I don't live in a basement,
I live in a three story rent townhouse in the Chinatown neighborhood of
Chicago with 4 roommates. Finally, when did I say
my family was influential? My mother has worked in nonprofit
organizations her entire life and made very little money. I always had
a roof over my head and food on my plate but times were rough. And
again, even if my family WAS influential why would I waste the time,
money and clout to arrange a press conference in Prague to prove that
I'm actually here to a sad little man who won't even be a footnote in
the history books?
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Letter #2
Why?Monday, June 20, 2011 8:30 AM From: "George Ferguson" <georgemichael11@mail.com> Add sender to Contacts To: spiritist@yahoo.com
Dear Pooky,
I think you're confusing me with a different George Ferguson Pooky. I
am not a philanthropist in any sense of the word, in fact, I hold the
same views and ideals as our company's founder Cave Johnson, if you
don't have any money you're worthless. I am the C.E.O. of Aperture
Science, formerly Aperture Science Innovators and before that Aperture
Shower Curtain Company LTD. Why should I organize
a press conference to prove myself to a no name, nobody, nearly
homeless waste of space like you? I have far too much to do, what with
organizing new testing initiatives, reviewing all sorts of forms and
whatnot. My staff indulges me in my little hobby of making fun of
people like you. Additionally, you got the wrong Aperture. We're
Aperture Science out of Cleveland, Ohio, not Aperture Labs Security
Systems in the United Kingdom. We don't deal with security, we're a
theoretical physics and practical application laboratory. You need to
do the research better Pooky. Finally, what's so
difficult to accept that noah610 is in Prague? He said he's a college
student, for all you know he's in a study abroad program or something.
I remember I did one of those when I was at Yale, we went to Japan to
observe how they run business there, (I was a Business Major).
Enlightening experience actually, those little slanteyes sure know how
to keep a shape ship.