As we were getting ready to go out to do our shopping Saturday my Worker came to me all excited.  We had just gotten a report from The Galactic Community that has upset and angered everyone.  During her sojourn in the stars Mary has helped several races end long term arguments that have kept them enemies for years.  Apparently somebody didn't like it.  A race that had been providing weapons to each side in these feuds attacked the convoy that was carrying the woman who has been Mary's host since she left Earth, wounding her; not very seriously, but enough so everybody in The Galactic Community is really angry!  The races that Mary has helped are getting together a fleet to attack the offender's home world.
Everybody is trying to calm things down, but it looks like this could develop into a serious situation.  These morons also attacked the world where the new Kingdom Of God is being established, but they were driven off before they could do any damage.
You know what this race's excuse is for attacking?  They have a right to do whatever is necessary to protect their economic stability!  I wonder if the leaders of these people are related to The Clintons?  There is little doubt the combined forces of The Galactic Community will make quick work of these idiots, but that they even raised their ugly heads shows that stupidity is universal.  There's dimwits everywhere!  This has increased the cries in The Kingdom Of God to do what is ever necessary to make mankind accept The Kingdom Of God's Peace Proposal For The Middle East, and bring Mary home, immediately.  Hussein, there are people out in the stars as stupid as you are!  It's hard to believe, but there are!
We have been asked over and over again to describe what a Beatles & Friends concert is like in The Afterlife.  It would take too long to do this in an email, so we have prepared a couple of web pages that describe a Beatles & Friends concert.  They may be found at the address below.

This will give anybody interested a pretty good idea of what they would see and hear at a concert.  We hope everyone enjoys it!
It appears The Kingdom Of God is acting against Bush very rapidly.  Jesus was barely out of The White House when the California courts ruled that The Pledge Of Allegiance was unconstitutional because of the phrase "Under God."  President Bush will lose on this in The Supreme Court, too.  He'll also lose on school prayer and abortion, and letting people invest their social security in the stock market. And he won't be allowed to give federal money to religious charities.  That will be ruled unconstitutional too.   These are all just bad ideas, ideas that mean well but they're still bad ideas.  The Kingdom Of God simply will not let individuals force their religious beliefs on others!  Belief must be from within, it cannot be forced from without. I'm sure there are some other things They will disappoint President Bush in, also.  He should have listened to Mary Magdalene, but he prefers man's way.  We hope he is happy with it.

 Some would ask "How could The Peepians have such numbers in a single solar system?"  Simply after The Great Holocaust that nearly destroyed Them, The Peepians believed in no form of birth control, and as Their population increased, technology was able to keep up with it so more living space could be built to house the ever increasing population.  Every planet in The Peepian solar system was covered with dwellings sometimes hundreds of stories deep.  Huge space stations orbited every planet holding even more population, and each family lived in only two rooms, sometimes three generations in those rooms.  Every bit of space was used to its utmost.  But everyone's private space, their storage spaces for personal items, and especially their sleeping places, were highly respected and never violated.   Giving individuals privacy when they wanted it and not disturbing them was considered sacred.  I doubt if human beings could live the way The Peepians lived.  I know I couldn't!

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