Jesus' stunning announcement Easter Sunday has rocked the entire Afterlife!
Everything is in total chaos! It was thought Jesus and a party would
take up immediate residence at Number 10 Downing Street and begin immediate
work on Blair and his associates. But scouting parties found Number
10 Downing surrounded with creatures of Darkness! They totally infest
a two block area surrounding the residence. To everyone's shock it
was found that these were the same demons that had been protecting Saddam
Hussein in Baghdad. It was thought that John Lennon, Heaven's most
powerful hero, would lead an attack against the demons, Wednesday, and
drive them from Downing Street, giving Jesus access to the residence.
But it was then determined that the Force available would simply not be
enough, that a greater Force would be necessary. So The Kingdom Of
God is rallying Its Forces, and it has been decided that the attack will
come at true midnight on the upcoming sabbath when those from The Afterlife
will have Their greatest strength in the area. This ought to be quite
a battle!
Every former English ruler in The Kingdom Of God is gathering a Force
and have sworn Their allegiance to John Lennon, as Heaven's Hero, and will
lead the assault. A great many prayers are going to be needed to generate
the power to drive these dark ones from Number 10, and give Jesus access
to it. This ought to be a real knock down kicker!
The American Presidents even volunteered to take part, but it was decided
They should stay and guard The Holy Of Holies in case the enemy tried to
make a counter attack while The Forces Of God were occupied. Everyone
has thought this is a very good idea. It really looks funny, a young,
slim Queen Victoria in breastplate and arm guards practicing with Prince
Albert with sword and shield! But she is determined that she will
lead her people and take part in the battle!
These aren't the strangest times, these are the absolute totally weirdest
times!
John Lennon has re-released "Come On England, Scream And Shout!"
and it is again being sung throughout The Afterlife, raising power for
the upcoming struggle. The lyrics may be found at the address below.
We have still been getting emails now and again from people asking us to put our art gallery back up. We have done so. It is at the address below. We hope people will enjoy it as much as they did before.
Someone asked "From the story you put out you're obviously insinuating
that SARS was deliberately released to kill the elderly in The United States
and take the burden off social security. But if that is the case,
why did it start in China and not The United States?"
Perfect cover, and killing two birds with one stone. The people
involved in this little effort don't like the economic power China is getting.
The current epidemic is devastating Hong Kong economically, and through
Hong Kong most of China. Releasing the disease in China attacks the
Chinese economy. Do you think it's any accident it so quickly spread
to Europe and Canada? There have been many more cases of SARS than
are being reported in Europe, but the people contracting it are being treated
in private clinics, and it is being kept secret that they have the disease.
When someone dies their death certificates are saying they died of something
else, not SARS. Those involved in this little scheme removed all
their investments from Hong Kong and China before the disease was released.