Yoko Ono says that if John Lennon Was Alive He Would Rebuke President Bush And Tony Blair For The War In Iraq.  Though John is still suffering from his severe depression because those he loves most in the material world have forsaken him, he was able to answer this comment.  "Yoko is absolutely right!  If I had not died, if I was in the material world now, I would rebuke the war.  There should be better ways than war.  But unfortunately, knowing what I now know, I cannot.  I have seen things from Iraq so appalling, so inhuman, that I cannot rebuke those that are making a sincere effort to stop it.  It is said that Here We have perfect vision, We can see all things.  That is not quite true.  But We can see enough to know that Hussein had to be stopped.  We wish there were some things We had never seen!  We pray to God that the people of the world wake up, band together, and do something about these dictators before they start doing things like Hussein and his minions did.  Yes, if I was alive and not knowing what I know now, I certainly would have rebuked the war.  But I think if all could see what I have seen nobody possibly could. Because what We have seen would give you nightmares!"  This ends John's comments.
Pat Tillman given hero's welcome.  Pat Tillman arrived in The Afterlife to a Hero's Welcome!  All the former Presidents greeted him, and so did Lord Peter and Father Abraham, praising him as a man of honor, giving up riches to serve his country.  He was then approached by Muhammed, who explained to him that so many men in Afghanistan are suffering the second death, ceasing to exist forever, because of the evils they are doing for The Taliban and Al Quaida, there are not enough men to tend to the needs of the women in these sectors of The Afterlife, and he asked that Pat take the rule of the area where he was killed, of the people that dwell in it, for he gave his life for them.  Muhammed assured him that he would be welcome.  Lord Peter and Father Abraham encouraged him to take the place of honor.  Pat said "But I've got relatives Here and people coming."  "No problem!" Muhammed answered. "They are more than welcome.  I'm sure when they find how pleasant Our Place is In The Kingdom Of God, they will be happy There."  Pat agreed that he would give it a try, and has been installed as the leader in the region where he was killed.  I think his relatives are going to be in for quite a surprise when they enter The Afterlife, quite surprised, indeed when they find their loved one an Afghan chieftain!  These are the strangest, strangest times!
Arabian peninsula dead zone free!  The news of Saudi Arabia's cooperation in The Iraq War seems to have triggered  what everybody has been expecting.  The final spiritual dead zone there in Al Hufuf has gone down!  To compensate the power city in Durban, South Africa, has been shut down.  We have really been surprised that it has taken this dead zone so long to fall, and We suspect that there may be a great deal of subversive activity in Al Hufuf, which may be the cause of why this dead zone stayed up as long as it did.  However, Muhammed is very pleased, at the moment, with The Saudi Royal Family!  Now, if they would only put pressure on President Bush to accept Father Abraham's Peace Proposal, he would be even more pleased with them!  He still dreams of an Arab army to hunt down Al Quaida, and to help The United States stabilize Iraq to show the people of Iraq that the rest of the Arab world supports their freedom, and doesn't want to keep them slaves of tyrants.  It would be nice, but I'm afraid who Muhammed wants to lead that army couldn't do it, he's just getting too old.

Muhammed Issues Warrant.  Muhammed has had us prepare four important documents that he wishes distributed in Iraq; an arrest warrant for Muqtada  al-Sadr, a pass of protection for coalition soldiers, a pass of protection for civilian workers, and a vehicle pass, but we have no idea of how to get them to the people he intends them for!  He wants me to make hard copies, have them printed, and distributed throughout Iraq.  He wants every coalition soldier and every civilian worker to have one.  He wants one posted on every coalition vehicle.  Of course there's no way we could do it!  We will try to make some governments in the coalition aware of what Muhammed offers.  The Old Prophet is still trying to make his people understand that the coalition forces are fighting the insurgents at his behest. But it's awful hard!  It's awful hard!  You can check out these important documents from these links.

*Speaker Linda Polley is not going to be available for interviews through part of May* because she has been summoned to jury duty, a civil responsibility We think she should perform, and an opportunity for her to function in public by herself.  Everyone in The Afterlife is extremely nervous about her doing this, but We think she is perfectly capable.  She's scared to death she may get a murder case or something and be tied up for months!   We certainly hope not because we have some very important things going on.  But when one is called to serve, one should do one's duty.  This is an important part of our faith.  We probably won't be able to talk much about what's going on until the case is concluded.  This is going to be very interesting!  Of course there's always a possibility she'll be refused, but we can't see why.  We'll let everybody know how it goes.