Some of our friends got a kick out of it that we are saying that if people get Gerald elected they'll give them worlds in the stars. They wanted to know how it would be decided who would go first if in the future these worlds were being handed out Well, it's simple! The state that brings in Gerald the most votes according to their population would be the ones that would go first. Say, California would bring in 67% of their voters during the election, but little Rhode Island would bring in 69 Rhode Island would go first! They think that is the only fair way to do it, don't you?
Where the song John Lennon wrote for Ozzy Osborne has never been available online before we thought we'd publish the lyrics here and have put the audio demon of it on line. We've added it to our Songs From Beyond site too. Here's the link to the audio. We hope everybody loves it as much as we do. Of course Linda sings the ladies' version.
I WON'T BITE THAT BAT!
By; John Lennon
Channeled Through Linda J. Polley
All rights reserved.
1. What you have to do to be famous now
to bring in the roaring crowds,
paint your face and stick out your tongue,
Run around and act real dumb!
But I won't bite that bat!
No I won't do that!
2. I'll fly through the air in my underwear,
show my hairy chest most anywhere,
thrill the little girls beyond compare,
but I won't bite that bat,
No, I won't do that!
3. I'll smash a guitar right on my head,
walk around like I'm half dead,
put crazy lyrics in my songs,
love the ladies all night long,
but I won't bite that bat!
No, I won't do that!
I won't bite that bat!
No, I won't do that!
Anyway, he's kind of cute!
I won't bite that bat!
Get that bat out of here!
I won't bite that bat!
No, I won't do that!
Linda was shocked to hear that Heaven's earthly hero Jimmy Kimmel has been banned from the now cable t.v. show "Monday Night Football" for making fun of some of the other hosts. No wonder Jesus likes soccer!
In Sunday's "Here's Jesus!" the question from Macrh 2,003 is "How could a race that exactly matches Catholicism be out in the stars?" and the new one in segment 2 is "Have any of those Catholics on these other worlds changed their philosophies since having anything to do with us?" Yet another one not to be missed. Amazing!
Kingdom Of God extremely pleased with the victory of U.S. Representative Bobby Jindal as governor of Louisiana. It shows that the American dream can work! And We hope to show it can work even more. Another Republican in a key place won't hurt.
Jesus brought a Chinese lady to Gerald at work Saturday, and she had him prepare a letter to give to some of our Chinese friends that live in the area in the hopes of getting them to support Gerald's campaign and help him reach other Chinese Americans. We have put it up on our presidential site. We hope it succeeds! God wants us to build our campaign by first reaching out to the minorities and letting them know that we support their causes and will continue to support them if we win the election. We will never make them promises that we won't keep to get favors from someone else like other politicians have in the past.
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There is an ancient fable from India about an evil ruler that went to a sorcerer and had him make all of his army invisible. This evil ruler began to attack his neighboring kingdoms and the people in those kingdoms fled in horror. And the king thought himself invincible. Then the monsoons came and though his soldiers were invisible they could be seen in the rain. And his neighbors counter attacked and destroyed his entire army, then came and destroyed the evil ruler's land. The evil ruler went to the sorcerer and said "Why didn't you tell me about this? Now all I had is gone!" The sorcerer smiled and answered "Well, I thought if you had ever stood under an umbrella in the rain, you would've understood!"
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