Gerald has chosen one of the first songs we've channeled by John Lennon for his official campaign song, "Care." We've put up a page with the lyrics and a link to the audio and video versions. Here's the link to the MP3.

The "Vote For Polley!" song will remain in the commercials, of course and on the site too. But Gerald just thought "Care" conveyed his feelings why he is running for President better. We think you'll agree. It's the second song Linda got from John and is considered one of his best.
Gerald's at it again! His need to relieve frustration is creating some weird stuff! Here's his latest little cartoon depicting Hillary Clinton's eventual fate.

Gerald's been having just repeat dreams lately, things he's alraedy reported, like leaving for Los Angeles and such. But he had one new one the other night that he's really been trying to figure out! He was dreaming we were fighting these guys in The Middle East...NO, in Europe! And we had killed several of them. Suddenly one of them who had fallen on the ground his pants began to convulse and one of the guys with us screamed "Look out! That one had crabs!" Large, ugly looking crabs began to crawl out of the man's pants legs and we all started stomping on them until we'd squished them all! Gerald woke up, went to the bathroom and went back to another dream. Now, let's let the psychiatrists at the radio stations work on that one, and Gerald sure wishes they'd send him their opinions, 'cause that was one weird dream!
We have calculated that just to get the campaign going we need $28,000 after taxes, $8,000 to pay off the debts right now, and $20,000 to live on so we could travel and make personal appearances and such. Jesus says "I should think the story you have up online, "Trouble In The Past," would be worth that much to someone! It would be a great sci fi movie! As long as you kept the rights to the characters why don't you offer it to some film producer?" O.k.! If anybody out there knows a film producer that wants a great story we've got a bargain for him! $28,000 after taxes and one per cent of any profits from book sales and movie rights. Sounds like a reasonable proposition, doesn't it? If anybody knows anyone let them know there's something really good available. And we've got plenty of other things! Our friend Elgard commented that people wouldn't be interested in the stuff we already have up on line because it would be avaialable free. Jesus suggests a simple solution. We take the suff down for two years, if someone makes it available to the public in paper form, or, as a movie or something. We certainly consider that is reasonable, and would certainly do it!
Linda was saying that we need bumper stickers, but Gerald does not want bumper stickers until he has a confirmed running mate. He wants them to say "Polley/Bush 2,008" But he can't get a committment from The First Lady that she will accept God's wishes and join Gerald's campaign supporting God's issues. So we want to hold off on that right now, unless some of our friends want to get some made for their individual states that say somethng like "California For Polley!" or "Pennsylvania For Polley!" or something like that. That would be acceptable until the national effort begins.
In Sunday's "Here's Jesus!" we feaature a question from March, 2,003, " Why did You leave Lord Peter out of Your list of Apostles?" and in Segment 2 Sarah, The Mother Of Israel's letter to the singer Madonna. You won't want to miss it!

Gerald got a real kick out of it that Jay Thomas of Sirius Satellite Radio called his boss and asked him to be on. Some of the people at work were going "My goodness! You weren't kidding! You actually do talk to these people! You're serious!" Gerald gets such a kick out of it! He keeps telling everybody "Someday you may see me up there on the television giving a news conference from The White House and be able to say 'Why, I knew him when he was an obnoxious dishwasher!' You never know! They might be able to! It can happen in America! Oh! Jesus was talking to God and God came up with another idea for getting my name out to the public. He said why don't I do little bit parts on major t.v. shows, show up as some well known minister that comes in, fights the bad guys, and helps the heroes save the day?' Cute idea! Gerald would love it if we could find the time! He's wanted to do a scene in "The X Files" for years.. Might be a way to pick up a little campaign money, too, $1,000 or so for a day's work. God keeps coming up with ideas! He is Gerald's unofficial campaign coordinator!

Old boys have their playthings as well as young ones; the difference is only in the price. ( Benjamin Franklin )