October 9, 2,007
Great Ideas!
Our friend Elgard is working on a new site for the presidential campaign to go along with ours. He's real good at getting the search engines to bring them up. We know nothing about that stuff! We just make the pages and tell people they're out there. But he wanted an official annuoncement so Gerald made one. Here's the link to it!
It's ready! Here's the link to it!
Jesus came through Gerald Sunday night and had him record a special message for the women of America to empower them to work on his campaign. Linda recorded one on behalf of Mary Magdalene empowering the men of America. These are up on the Presidential site in both text and audio form. They will also be incorporated into special editions of "Here's Jesus!" for later this month. Be sure to heed the warnings at the tops of these pages! They are very important! Here's the links to them.
In Monday's "Here's Jesus!" we feature another question from March, 2,003, "Do you think the fire in Rhode Island was caused by the New England dead zone?" and segment two is Sarah, The Mother Of Israel's letter to the artists of The United States. The great stuff just keeps coming!
When you work with The Afterlife you never know who you're going to get great ideas from! The great Mexican revolutionary leader Pancho Villa came to Jesus. He said "Look, I don't want you to have Demetrius put this up on his web site because people criticize him for working with me. But the social security system in America is in trouble because there's not enough people paying into it. Why not legalize my people from Mexico, have them pay into the system instead of working illegally? Then when they reach retirement age, they can get a percentage of the payments according to how long they have worked in The UInited States. This might not totally solve the problem, but it would certainly help! I do not see why the Americans could not provide my people with a guest worker card that has their fingerprint on it. When they apply for a job a potential employer would scan the card and scan their thumb, then send both by your internet to the immigration service. The immigration service could then determine if this person is legally in your country. I do not think this would be an outrageously expensive system, and it would help everyone! It would help the old in The United States, it would eventually help the old in Mexico, and it would help the poor in Mexico now that need work in The United States! It's an idea that is worth exploring." Jesus agreed wholeheartedly and asked Gerald if he would consider expressing this idea in his presidential campaign, and Gerald has said that he most certainly will! But he is not going to deny this great citizen of Mexico his due for coming forward with the idea. Gerald is always honored that this great man supports him and will never hide that fact from anyone.
The day this email is going out for is John Lennon's birthday! And of course everybody is asking if The Kingdom Of God is going to have an official celebration. Are They going to have an official celebration! As long as there is no emergency when the day officially begins in Jerusalem the entire Kingdom Of God will be shutting down for four hours and having one gigantic party! Our Dear John is considered to be the greatest person of this age. Jesus, Himself, will host the official celebration in The Holy Of Holies. The Angelic Choir will seranade John singing most of the songs that he has written for them and the world in the last few years. George Harrison will do several special numbers. Liberace will perform, Kurt Cobain And The Wonders, and some old friends of ours, Bach, Beethoven & Brahams Plus One, who, we are sad to hear is about to discontinue their performances after many years because two of their members are reincarnating and the rest of the group does not want to try to continue with replacements. This will be a sad time for many in The Afterlife who have adored this group for so long. It is only fitting that their last public appearance will be at this celebration for John's birhday because it was their singing of some of Gerald's songs in The Afterlife that first got John interested in us! That was so many years ago! But yes, there will be a celebration for John's birthday, and not just in The Kingdom Of God, in the entire Afterlife! As many as possible will take a break in all the other Kingdoms and join the party. It's just going to be a high old good time! Oh, Muhammed will also be joining the celebration to praise John for fighting beside him so valiantly in the efforts to save his people. He will be bringing a group of Islamic dancers to perform at the party.
Everyone is still concerned that the creatures of Darkness have made no great efforts to attack. Scouts report they are moving around in Los Angeles, probing the barriers, looking for a weak point, but they have made no attempts to attack. They still fear Los Angeles and Ellsworth, Maine! Everyone is hoping they'll stay quiet so John can have his birthday celebration without them disturbing it.
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