God very pleased that Senator Obama is dropping out of the public funding system. And I agree with him completely! If I was to get into the presidential campaign as God wishes, I would not want to be taking one taxpayer's dollar! Tax money should not be going to public campaigns, and if I became president I would be doing all in my power to outlaw this system. It is meant to give each candidate an equal chance, and it simply does not work, because too many candidates are simply blocked out of the system and not given a chance to speak to the people. If a candidate could not raise the funds to run his campaign, he should not be running! If his party cannot fund his campaign it should not be operating, that simple! God gave a commandment "Thou shalt not steal," and taking the money of a taxpayer that does not support you to fund your campaign is stealing, no matter what some corrupt politician calls it. And we would not steal!
Gerald had the cutest dream Thursday morning! It was one of those weird, crazy, realistic things. The President showed up in Bismarck, and it was decided that we had to move to Washington. There was no way of avoiding it. The President even brought along this cute little Spanish guy who wanted Gerald's job at the restaurant. A temporary secret service agent was assigned to Gerald who made it known he wanted to be the one in charge of Gerald's night detail. They moved to Washington to the apartment Gerald dreamed about before, and the agent commented that he'd like to speak to one of the alien telepaths that visit once and a while. Gerald commented "You're not supposed to know about that!" and the agent answered "Aw!" Gerald told him there was a small problem with that because the telepath that was visiting now couldn't manage English. The secret service man said that was fine. Around the first of the month the alien showed up and was curious about our new surroundings. Linda explained that we had moved to Washington. The secret service agent came forward, and explained who he was. The alien telepath went into hysterics, and then shock. Gerald had to be revived. The secret service man apologized and Gerald said "No no! My fault! I should have given them a warning. He thought you had abducted us, that we were captives! We'll get it all straightened out. Somebody else is coming." The different telepath was an Imperial who really had a conversation with the secret service agent! When Gerald woke up he was physically shaken from the dream because it had seemed so real. He could still remember the chest pain and everything! He wanted to get more sleep but he couldn't, and was forced to get up and move around. Now that's what you call a painful dream, a very painful dream!
Oh! Something really cute! God is rather smitten with Obama's daughters. Every time He sees pictures of them He says "There are two of my treasures! There are two of my jewels! I hope some day I get to speak with them and tell them that I admire their father, that it is what his party represents that I oppose. And I am sure their father will have a special place in my Kingdom." Feeling the joy that God has for His children is something that cannot be described. No one else would have a frame of reference to fully understand it. It is simply something beyond description.
Friday God sent His 49th letter to First Lady Laura Bush. John Lennon is in trouble! God needs everyone's opnion on if He should punish John for what he did or not, and how. Here's the link. A must read for everyone!