Paris Hilton is standing on the left side of the picture wearing armor and holding a sword and shield. There is a dragon to her left who is missing two heads, which are laying on the ground with the words lust and greed on them. The remaining head on the dragon features the word Hate. Paris says "Wow, God! I never realized this was so easy!"
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