Jesus' 43rd Letter To Firs Lady Laura Bush

A bit of a sad note here, at first. But God The Father insists I issue this decree. He wants Citadel Broadcasting Company that runs WMAL radio, Washington D.C. and KABC TV, Los Angeles, California. They have refused my messages, do not want to hear God's truth. Apparently they do not like a young Russian soldier describing what happened to him. They consider it gay bashing. They don't want the truth being known. When we get Our campaign going I ask you to bar their reporters from any news conferences and to refuse to give them any interviews or advertising. Those who reject me must not be supported. And after you and Demetrius are elected I want the boycott of their personnel continued. They refuse to support Us, they refuse to even hear Our messages, We will not support them. I know some people will say they have a right to reject any story that offends them, but I believe the people have a right to hear what is going on and to decide, themselves, what is true and false. And some of the media's refusals to even receive my messages and consider them I consider rejection of me, and, God, and I must treat it accordingly. Those who reject me I reject, and I cannot support. Those who treat me fairly and treat my servants fairly I will honor and respect. But I will not financially support those that won't. It's that simple. And when we grant them interviews we are supporting them, we are enriching them, and I will not do it. I am only asking for fairness, I am only asking for decency, and I will respond accordingly to those who will not give it to me. If any of the executives of this company think that they will enter into The Kingdom Of God they are sadly mistaken. The only thing that awaits them is eternal death because they have rejected me, and have rejected God, and that is positive and absolute.

The Great Swami here. I hope you don't mind, I've recommended you for a gig, perhaps one of the greatest performances in all of history. You see, God has a friend. His name is Speaker Gerald Polley. He's a Spiritist minister. He really can see the future! He talks with Jesus every day and tells the world what's going on. And right now what's going on is pretty bad. God has asked him to run for The Presidency and is asking First Lady Laura Bush to be his running mate. They need the world's greatest pitchman, they need somebody that can sell God and God's truths back to The American People, that can make The American People understand how terrible the struggle that We are now facing is. Speaker Polley needs a press representative for his campaign, and a press secretary when he gets in The White House. I have told him "Have I got the man for you, Ed McMahon! He can sell anything! He's the greatest pitchman on Earth!" And you know something, Speaker Polley agrees, and has said he will offer you the job, if he can get The Republicans to back his campaign. And I know you can do it!

I've got to tell you something absolutely phenomenal about this guy. You know what one of his greatest disappointments is? That he got going so late that he never got to appear on "The Tonight Show" when I was hosting it! He considers me the greatest thing in pants, one of the most influential men on Earth, and he wanted people to say "Who's that?" and have someone answer "Oh, that's Speaker Gerald Polley, the Spiritist minister. He's Johnny Carson's friend. He's on "The Tonight Show" all the time! Johnny thinks he's great. Everybody loves him, though he talks about some pretty crazy stuff. Everybody knows he's real." Can you imagine that? He wanted people to say that he was my friend. I cannot tell you how much I wish this could have been! And I will tell you, if you get to know him you will be his friend. Because he is honest and sincere, and the greatest thing he wants to do is help people. Sometimes even when they don't want to be helped he has to help them! I think we would've indeed, been very good friends. And I too wish the world had not rejected him for so long.

Now, I know you can do this. I know you would be one of the best press secretaries the world has ever had. I will tell you one thing that really makes Speaker Polley mad, when people run down the old, and say that they're has beens, they're useless, they've had their day, let them step aside and make way for the young. Give them a chance to succeed. Well, Speaker Polley wants to show the world what us old fogies are capable of, what we can do. To show young people that the experience that we have gathered in life is far more valuable than any education they could ever receive. Speaker Polley has received his education in the school of hard knocks, and I think he has received one of the best educations that anyone could ever be given. And he should share what he has learned with all the world. And I think you can make the world aware of that. So I'd really appreciate it if you would let the world know that you think The Republican Party should support Speaker Polley, and if you would contact The White House and tell The First Lady you would be delighted to serve with her, and ask her to fulfill God's wishes.

I love Father Abraham's Peace Proposal For The Middle East! I think it is one of the greatest ideas that anybody has ever had. It's such a simple solution to the problem that would be fair to everyone! I believe it would truly make peace in The Middle East. No one but Speaker Polley would support it. It's not what the politicians want. They want to break Israel, they want to prove themselves more powerful than God. We must never let that happen! We must break them! We must bring people to power that will stand against them and do God's will, not man's. I ask you to help in that effort, and be glorified forever.

Well, that's what Johnny has to say! I appreciate his kind words on Demetrius' behalf. And what he says is true. One of Demetrius' greatest disappointments is that he never got to meet Johnny in his physical form. But speaking of "The Tonight Show" there's something else that I would appreciate Ed McMahon helping Us with. God The Father would like to make Jay Leno's last year on "The Tonight Show" spectacular, though he wishes to make his first appearance nationally on "Jimmy Kimmel, Live!" He would also like to appear on "The Tonight Show" and would like to have Jay have Demetrius and Alura on simply as themselves, and perhaps have Alura do some numbers. Unfortunately Demetrius is having a great deal of trouble singing. The noise and confusion at these occasions overwhelms his dyslexia and he cannot control the pain. And this makes it very difficult for him. But Linda can still sing and that is a glorification to God. Every one of the songs that they have put out have provided more energy for The Kingdom Of God. The very first one that John Lennon gave Us, "Listen To The Angels," literally saved the world, and led to their appearance on "Jimmy Kimmel, Live!" that has enabled Us to get where We are. More national appearances would strengthen Our power, and "The Tonight Show" would be one of the greatest opportunities. So if you have any connections with Jay I desire greatly that you use them, and assure him that he will get a fair share of your appearances. We need to break the media blockade against Us, break through the prejudice that the creatures of Darkness have put in the media against Us. We cannot do it alone, that is why you are so important.