Some exciting news from The Kingdom Of God!  After the celebrations over the victory in California with the election of Arnold and the trouncing of The Democrats, Muhammed came to Jesus.  "Lord Of Heaven," he declared, "I am very upset with what is happening in Iraq.  My peoples ingratitude towards their saviors is unacceptable and I am extremely angry that those who destroyed my jewels, my little treasures, have not been tried and punished for their crimes.  They either sit in prison living in relative comfort, or still walk the streets boasting at what they have done, and encouraging the people to do more evil.  I ask, Lord Of Heaven, that you lift the spiritual dead zones in Iraq for one month, thirty days, and allow me and my forces free reign in Iraq to do as We will for the Americans, and against those that rise against them.  After all, President Bush has supported Israel in the defense of Its people.  I ask you, Lord Of Heaven, also to reach outside of Iraq against those that are working against Israel, to be able to temporarily shut down the spiritual dead zones in The Middle East when I feel it necessary to send my Forces in to act.  Will you grant me this power, Lord Of Heaven?"

Got a request from a committee in The Afterlife to lift the spiritual dead zones in Saudi Arabia as The Saudis seem to be doing a great deal to fight terrorism and promote democracy.  This request was presented to Jesus and he said "No!  It will not be considered until The Saudis do two things....one, accept Israel's right to exist within its present borders, including all occupied territories.  And two, support Father Abraham's Proposal for a separate homeland for The Palestinians outside of Israel.  When The Saudis accept these two principles the spiritual dead zones will be lifted, but not until.  When they accept God's way, God will return His blessings to them, but as long as they won't He will not!